Welcome to the Ranks of the Unclean. The Ranks of the Unclean are a non-profit, non-benefit organization in which people across the world announce their unclean selves. In laymens terms, it's a list of loud and rambuctious people who are loud and rambuctious, and damn proud. And maybe, one day....we'll even have a chat room.

The Ranks of The Unclean

Number........Name........Rank........Date Joined

1).......Noodle Head.....Secretary of Defense.......1/21/05
2).......Koolisnocrime...Drill Sergent...............2/1/05
3).......Little Bobby....Private.....................2/1/05

The Ranks of the Unclean, while inspired by the writing of George Carlin, are in fact a true creation of the one known as Noodle Head. Any violation of this copy right can be serverely punished in a court of law, or with a baseball bat depending on how bad you piss me off.